Well folks.. the time has come. I will soon be parting ways with my current roomie Jen ,I will be moving into a 1 bdr in the same building Im in now,all by myself. I have to admit Im kind of sad, I feel like its the end of an era, and eventhough we dont allways see eye to eye, for the most part we do get along very well, and I must admit that Im going to miss her alot. Ahh memories...those lazy sunday mornings with coffee on the couch....and our Wednesday nights watching Americas next top model.....and our late night bong sessions.....sniff sniff, Im realy sad about this. But...on the up side, I get a place all to myself again. I do admit, I have missed being able to walk around naked when ever I want, and I cant wait to decorate the way I like.
Jen gets a pretty good deal too! Shes going to go help out her mom by moving in there. Her poor mum is not doing well and has trounle around the house, so Jen will be able to save lots of cash while helping her mom out, AND she gets to modernize the whole house! Pretty cool eh? I think its a good deal for the both of us. Although...now that I think about it.....I am sooooooooo Not looking forward to packing...GRRRRRR

What do you get when you mix :







One long boring road trip to Peterborough....







With one largley extended family that hates each other...

Add 1 drunk, obnoxious uncle............

Ok, make that several drunk uncles...

Mixed with 6 screaming devil babys....

And a whole lot of dysfunction?.........

If you havent guessed.....you get my Family reunion! Yay, I cant wait to spend my entire weekend trying to hide in the corner with my bottle of wine...listening to my family fight and try to figure out who is the biggest failure of the family! Wow, dosnt that sound exciting? I just cant tell you how much im looking forward to this! I mean, what could possibly be more fun, right?

Indeed I do!

Has anyone seen

my RED stapler???

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Well folks! I passed my drivers test, and thought I would share a few of the tips that have learned so far about driving....

1. Driving with your baby on your lap is a big NO-NO! Please do not take the parenting advice of Britney Spears.....or you too may get a visit from the Childrens Aid.....or the police, and nobody wants bloody baby guts all over them..

2. Incase you diddnt know, or forgot...the government payed (with our hard earned tax dollars) for these nice signs to remind all you baboons, that cell phones are distracting, so texting is not such a great idea! (duh, I cant beleive they needed signs for this!)







3. You would think this one is common sence, but you are NOT a better driver when your STONED! ....dumbass......


These are just a few safty tips for you to think about.....drive safe!

Well to be honest... I'm not really into "GOD"all that much...but I definatly see it fit to take some of his advise whenever applicable...and boy oh boy does this quote ever apply! I think its important to know, and get along with your neibours. This way, if you ever see them in the hall or the elevator its not awkward. Or if you ever need a hand with the groserys or a cup of flour or sugar........or a good bed romp.....ahem....did I just say that?.....hehehehehe. Well! let me tell you somthing folks! lovin thy neibour is my new favorite religous slogan...although I have tweaked the saying just to suit myself..it is now stated as "Get your lovin from thy neibour"(hehehehe) This has proved to be a very prosperous thing for me..good companionship...no strings...and ...well...the wicked chemistry dosn't hurt!! LOL the only thing I see wrong with this conveinient arrangment is that the temptation to walk next door may prove to be extreamly distracting. (Yes, its that good!!) So... I will have to act with restraint...Oh who am I kidding??............I have NO restraint when it comes to... that....LOL ...so Im now officialy having my calls forward next door!