Just shoot me....

So this is the part where I rant and rave about how I have the WORST roommate EVER!!!

Not only does she annoy me to no end....... but she paid her rent late last month and I, being the nice person that I am, covered her ass.

Appearing incompetent in front of my landlord is NOT on my "To Do " list, thank you very much...

Also...she has this wonderful habit of leaving the doors UNLOCKED!!
I have come home at least 6 times and made a frantic search to see if all of my valuables have been left in tact.
Now...we live in downtown Toronto...so leaving the door, of our street level apartment, unlocked is just something you DON'T do.
Needless to say my roommate is not the brightest bulb. Nor does she really understand the severity of the situation...even after my worst fear became all to real...

So I'm sitting upstairs in my living room...oblivious to what I was about to encounter..... when I hear the faint sound of someone saying " Hello?...hello??..."
My living room window backs out directly onto the street so I thought it was coming from someone outside talking on there cell phone. I soon found out that the "Hello" was coming from downstairs, in my kitchen...where my back door is located.
I grabbed the baseball bat that's in the living room (just in case this sort of thing happens) and I began to tip toe down the stairs, the bat tightly gripped in my hand. What I saw was a strange man standing right in the middle of my kitchen......
I freaked!!

"What the fuck are you doing?? Who the fucking hell are you? Get the fuck out of here before I beat the living shit out of you!!!" I shouted.

He put his hands up, in attempt to calm me down, and said he was sorry. He was looking for Meridith (My roommate) and asked where she was.
"Shes fucking sleeping "I said "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???"

"I'm the neighbor....her boyfriend ..I mean. You know? Bailey? I'm her boyfriend, I know Meridith, I wanted to see if she wanted to hang out with us...."

He was completely drunk off his ass and decided that since the door was open.......he would just invite himself in!!
I didn't believe him, so I stormed out to the neighbor's place to see if she actually knew this guy.
She did. Thank god! She said they had just come back from the beer festival and she went into the bathroom for a sec, and he was gone! (Like hes a child or something, geez!) I told her what happened and she totally scolded him in front of me ( I kind of enjoyed that part..hehehe)
I went back into the house......shaken......and went back upstairs....oh and I locked the doors!!!

You see if the door wasn't unlocked in the first place...this wouldn't have happened at all.
Now.
The next day I confronted Meridith about what happened. I asked if she heard what was going on just outside her own door and she said she didn't hear a thing!! NOT ONE THING!!
I told her about it and she was almost amused!!!!! She said "Wow, oh my god..haha..I mean...what a dumb ass he is eh?"

"Dumb ass??"
"DUMB ASS??!?!?!!"
"YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT DUMB ASS?!?!?! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T LOCK THE DOOR!!! IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE! HE COULD HAVE BEEN RAPING YOU AND I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN A THING!!! HE COULD HAVE ROBBED US! YOU CANT JUST "FORGET" TO LOCK THE DOOR ANYMORE!!!!" I was furious. Understandably so.

Do you want to know what my stupid, forgetful, mindless, moron of a roommate said to me then????

She said...
"Well at least it was him and not some one else, right? heh heh ........oh and you know...it kind of bugs ME when YOU forget to fill up the Britta and I go to get a drink and theres nothing in it......."

YES! YES PEOPLE! SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT AND THOUGHT IT WAS RELEVANT! SHE DIDN'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER FORGETFULNESS AT ALL!!!

I cant even begin to try and get across to you folks how difficult it is to deal with this girl and her warped sense of reality on a daily basis...

Just shoot me...ok? You may as well..... I have a whole year of this shit to deal with....so stay tuned cause I'm sure there will be many more stories to come.