Alright.......so, I thought you might get a kick out of this one folks!

There I am, on vacation in sunny Santo Domingo...looking like hotness and enjoying the other hotties that are sprawled all over this resort......

When suddenly...out of nowhere, I spot the biggest, hairyest, most frightening Silver Back Gorilla, that I've ever seen!

terrified and shocked, I tell my pal to grab the digital and get a shot of this massive beast so I can have proof of my sighting. The closer the grotesque beast got, the more frightened I got ! (mostly because of his hugeness) Finally, he gets within range of the camera, and I muster up the courage to stand just parallel to his path and smile for the camera..........CHEESE! It was a rush I tell ya!

So the next morning... er....I mean afternoon, when I arise out of my bed into my hung over state....I realize as I'm sitting on my hotel balcony that the Silver Back Gorilla I had thought I'd saw the night before.........was not a Gorilla at all!!! Infact, IT WAS A BIG, FAT, GREY HAIRED, THONG SPORTING OLD MAN!!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I was thoroughly disgusted, and felt a bit ill at the thought! But more so....I was very confused as to why that man was dressed up in a gorilla suit!! I just don't understand it. OH...and not to mention.....since when do Silver Back Gorillas wear shiny man thongs???? Gezzzzz man! He obviously never reads National geographic..........................